Hello! And welcome perhaps. I gave away a bunch of these zines away for free at PAX East and Under the Dice this year, and many (or maybe just some...?) of you were rather enthusiastic about it when I explained the premise. To reiterate, these are not be-all-end-all drop and play adventures/scenarios/modules/whathaveyou. They are meant to be an idea starter; a conversational approach to planning your next session. And if you get something from it, great! If you get nothing though else, I hope you at least get a chuckle or two. And that's really what this issue is for: a chuckle. Roll and see how whacky a scenario you come up with. Maybe you run it, maybe you don't, but I'm interested regardless! Comment your result below if you wanna, I don't wanna tell you how to live your life.
It should be noted that on my first go around I rolled "Giant Wizard Space Hamster" for an adversary, and I'm still working to decode exactly what I meant by that...
Issue #11 and all other issues before it can be found, for free, here: Cursory Crusades Collection.